I'D ASK THE MAD HATTER }} chester byrd

[chester byrd]

oh, but you must!
she'll be mad about you, simply mad!

(said very fast) " Hi, I'm not home right now. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone. If you want to leave your name and number, please press poud, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number. If you want to leave your name and just a message, press star, press 6, ask for extension 4443, then leave your name and message. If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press star twice, spin in a circle, press 1 twice, talk loud and... BEEP! "


555-2480

default: White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane
close friends: tubthumping by chumbawamba
love interest: bedroom costume by natalie potman's shaved head
family: this song
texting: all these things that i've done by the killers

CONTACTS

none

SPEED DIAL

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ADDED
[center][IMG]100x100 Image.[/IMG]
[size=1][color=aa8067][b]FULL NAME HERE[/b][/color][/center]
[b]number:[/b] xxx-xxxx[/size]

CALLING
[center][IMG]100x100 Image.[/IMG]
[size=1][color=aa8067][b]FULL NAME HERE[/b][/color][/center]
[b]number:[/b] xxx-xxxx
[b]answered?:[/b] Yes/No
[center][color=aa8067][b]MESSAGE:[/b][/color]
" MESSAGEHUR "[/size][/center]

MESSAGING
[center][IMG]100x100 Image.[/IMG]
[size=1][color=aa8067][b]FULL NAME HERE[/b][/color][/center]
[b]number:[/b] xxx-xxxx
[b]picture?:[/b] No/Image URL.
[center][color=aa8067][b]MESSAGE:[/b][/color]
" MESSAGEHUR "[/size][/center]

* forms thanks to inky
** answering machine message from uncle john's book of fun by the bathroom reader's institute